Stephen Miller Rushed to Hospital After Accidentally Stunning Himself with ICE Shock Gloves

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In what was called “an experiment gone horribly awry,” on Thursday White House deputy chief of staff Stephen Miller tested a pair of ICE “shock gloves” on himself and inadvertently sent 380 volts of electricity coursing through his body.

Moments after Miller made the questionable decision to grasp his own neck with the electrified gloves, White House staffers found him writhing on the floor spasmodically and foaming at the mouth.

After he was rushed to Walter Reed National Military Medical Center, a hospital spokesman said that Miller was “rambling and incoherent, so we expect a full recovery.”

At the White House, Donald Trump had no comment about the incident until Natalie Harp reminded him who Stephen Miller was.

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Gute Nacht, Deutschland,

es wird Zeit für mich zu geh'n.
Was ich noch zu sagen hätte:
ein Griff noch in die Toilette
und ein letztes Glas im Steh'n.

nach #ReinhardMey
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