Stephen Miller Rushed to Hospital After Accidentally Stunning Himself with ICE Shock Gloves

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In what was called “an experiment gone horribly awry,” on Thursday White House deputy chief of staff Stephen Miller tested a pair of ICE “shock gloves” on himself and inadvertently sent 380 volts of electricity coursing through his body.

Moments after Miller made the questionable decision to grasp his own neck with the electrified gloves, White House staffers found him writhing on the floor spasmodically and foaming at the mouth.

After he was rushed to Walter Reed National Military Medical Center, a hospital spokesman said that Miller was “rambling and incoherent, so we expect a full recovery.”

At the White House, Donald Trump had no comment about the incident until Natalie Harp reminded him who Stephen Miller was.

#quote by Andy #Borowitz n(if you have to hear it: #satire)

After claiming roughly 40 times that he has completely defeated Iran, no doubt this latest Donald Trump post will bring Tehran to its knees.

#quote by #mweinstock

A quotation from Bertrand Russell

If you wish a man to commit some abominable crime, from which he would naturally recoil in horror, you first teach him loyalty to a gang of arch-criminals, and then make his crime appear to him as exemplifying the virtue of loyalty. Of this process, patriotism is the most perfect instance.

Bertrand Russell (1872–1970) English mathematician and philosopher
Education and the Social Order [Education and the Modern World], ch. 1 “The Individual vs. the Citizen” (1932)

More about this quote: wist.info/russell-bertrand/855…

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What a coincidence that the massive expansion of both data centers and government surveillance cameras are happening simultaneously

#quote by Axiomatic Enemy of the State #DeTocqueville14

#cartoon by Bill #Bramhall

"Hacking doesn't matter." - The Script Kiddie aka Vibe Coder

"Nothing Really Matters To Me." - Freddie Mercury

#meme #software #hack #hacking #hacker #vibecoder #scriptKiddie #knowledge #education #understanding #matter #knowhow #program #development #humanity #nerd #humor #just4fun #quote #wisdom #joke

♲ Joyce Donahue - 2026-07-29 22:18:36 GMT

Human who intentionally runs over another human with their car: Goes to prison.

Tech bro whose car is programmed to run over a human: Free marketing.

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Human who intentionally breaches a competitor's network: Goes to prison.

Tech bro whose computers are programmed to breach a competitor's network: Free marketing.

#quote by #infosecexchange https://infosec.exchange/@cR0w

A quotation (probably) from Hannah Arendt

The death of human empathy is one of the earliest and most telling signs of a culture about to fall into barbarism.

Hannah Arendt (1906-1975) German-American philosopher, political theorist
(Attributed)

More about this quote: wist.info/arendt-hannah/82785/

#quote #quotes #quotation #qotd #barbarism #culture #empathy #society

"The heavily armed police force does not exist to stop violent crime. It operates exclusively as a taxpayer-funded street gang, deliberately designed to brutally enforce the permanent starvation of the lower class."

#quote by Huey P. #Newton

#meme #politics #quote #system #mainstream #education #capitalism #hunger #hungry #poverty #fail #democracy #humanrights #violence #children #security #justice #finance #money #billionaires #economy #profit #equality #humanity #future #ethics

♲ Protestation (quotes) - 2026-06-09 01:16:50 GMT

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When we offer care and support to people facing any of life’s myriad challenges, we lift ourselves up at the same time.

#quote #justice #kindness #leadership

Rights have never been granted by authority. They have always been asserted against authority, and won from it.
-- Kevin Carson

#anarchism #quote #bot