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#Rejtő Jenő was a #hungarian #writer probably being one of those with the greatest openings of their #novels. The most famous:

- Sir, I have come for my knife!
- Where did you leave it?
- In some sailor's possession.
- What kind of knife was it?
- Steel. Narrow blade, slightly curved. Haven't you seen it?
- Now, now... Slowly, please... What was the handle like?
- Shell.
- In how many pieces?
- It was made in one piece.
- Then there's no need to worry! I have the knife!
- Where?
- In my back.


I know it's in an uncomprehensible language (#Hungarian) but this is

The #Unboxing Video Of The Year™

The guy is unboxing #LEGO packages and realise on live that the Hungarian State Post have #stolen most of the contents from the boxes. (And he will never get his money back.)

And the police seems no problem with the "boxless but unopened" stuffz on the online marketplaces.

Priceless. Or the opposite.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Etebacc9R8c


My #Hungarian teacher asked me yesterday if I could help her with her computer, because she had some issues. Old retired woman.

When she started her PC, it turned out, she is using #Ubuntu #Linux.


#Hungarian Government: they helped to create huge amount of civilian #solar panels; they created zero storage; they offered the system to buy the surplus and deduct from the usage, so it was very economical to spend lot of money on the solar.
Now they say "the evil EU make us" to change the system to monthly differential (they don't want to pay for storage costs), so summer production cannot cover winter use. About 100'000 people gets fucked. They're still not burnt. #Hungary


#sexist #hungarian #humour
for the ladies (and other nonmales) out there

(title: Hungarian cuisine is second to none!)
"A magyar konyhának nincs párja!” 
Three men: Luigi from Rome bald and muscular, Steve from New York muscular and thin, Feri from Dunakeszi (Hungarian city) is old, and fat.


@areyouevenreal I have found why I wrote LMBT[Q][+]!!! 😀

It is the #Hungarian translation of LGBTQ (Leszbikusok-Melegek-Biszex-Trans, and later the Queer, which has no local name, was attached, then the plus sign).

So you were completely right!


Just found the English version of a prize winner #Hungarian #educational video from 2020 about the economical background of the #COVID. Well done.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgQZ9fRK2SE


oh #orban did it much simpler: he made a law that energy bills shall be cheaper. That's it.
(Slight problem is the lack of maintenance caused by that, and the closing of offices to get things done, less support agents, more no service time, but hey, it's cheaper! #Hungarian style!)


Actually I would have been put money on the opposite: it looked absolutely impossible. Well done all of us (except us, #Hungarian Governmnent, who buys russki gas three times the price)!


In #Hungarian Bahnhof is "Pályaudvar" and it is usually shortened as "Pu.". It is always funny when tourists are looking for "pu", and nobody understands what they're talking about until someone realises, hits forehead, screams, laughs, ...
(Hauptbahnhof is Főpályaudvar, for the record.)


there is no stat for #Hungarian since it would exceed the life expectancy. 😁


@mkarliner

re: "Working on it. Bear with me."

The Aggressive Little Pig falls into a pit. He shouts loudly, the Bear hears him, looks down into the pit and says:
- Wait a moment, I'll get a ladder!
The little pig screams back at him:
- I WILL NOT WAIT!

#hungarian #joke


Content warning: Long story on Hungarian social media history


➡️ Magyar Mastdonon-határozó! ⬅️

Ez a profil arra való, hogy összegyűjtse a magyar Mastodon felhasználókat. Ha keresel valakit, nézd meg a követettek listáját.

A listát igyekszem folyamatosan frissen tartani, bekövetni a legújabb tagokat.

Ha magyar vagy és követsz, automatikusan visszakövetlek.

Ezen kívül hasznos tippek és információk, jobbára magyarul, de ha úgy nincs, akkor angolul az idővonalon megtalálhatók lesznek.

#hungary #magyar #hun #magyarország #hungarian


#hungarian #orban #government spying on #journalists
https://telex.hu/english/2022/06/10/cables-show-how-orbans-diplomats-gather-information-on-journalists


In #Hungarian the word for "paradise" and "tomato" are the same.


The #Hungarian altright gov't want to build a #university for #communist #china from #taxpayer money for chinese students, the outrage is huge, PM makes a law to stop blocking from local governments.
So the local (opposition lead) governments renamed the streets leading to the area:
- Dalai Lama str.
- Uyghur martyrs str.
- Free Hong-Kong str.
- Bishop Xie Shuguong str.

#touché