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Yeah, forget about a cure for Alzheimer's.


Doc:
Tell me, Future Boy, who's President of the United States in 1985?

Marty:
Ronald Reagan.

Doc:
Ronald Reagan? The actor? Ha! Then who's vice-president, Jerry Lewis? I suppose Jane Wyman is the First Lady?

Marty:
Whoa, wait. Doc!

Doc:
And Jack Benny is Secretary of the Treasury!

Marty:
Doc, you gotta listen to me!

Doc:
I've had enough practical jokes for one evening! Good night, future boy!

Now tell him that Donald Trump is President in 2026, and is serving his second term!

Maybe that's it. Maybe the last 40 years is just a dream, and I'll awake from my coma soon. Or maybe I'm dead, and this is Hell.

Shitfuckery is still an awesome word and discribes governments very accuratelly.