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Impressionnant 😀 Mais pourquoi perdre son temps à vouloir imposer ses choix à d'autres ?
@brunospy Franchement, aucune idée mais j'ai apprécié le "Please use [...]" a la fin. Un peu de politesse avec ce 'Please' m'a fait du bien.
je ne comprends pas la démarche non plus. Y a même pas de lien pour faire du phishing ? C'est juste "gratuit" ? Ça parait tellement une perte de temps d'écrire ça, et encore plus de le recevoir 😅
@linuxine@brunospy Oui, c'est quand même troublant.
@brunospy I think is a satire email. I would think written by smbdy that thinks the opposite actually.
@kapis@brunospy

This. So much this.

This is too perfect to not be satire.
@kapis@brunospy

Oh, and, there’s no way a woman would write that.
@ankitpati@brunospy If the mail is sent encrypted and with the detail of time at 404am the typos in the email are intentional surely. In fact you can see that from is misspelled as froP , letters quite apart from each other and so on...

I wouldn't be suprised if it's one of your Mastodon followers and now enjoying the reaction of his/her mail. (not me though).
@kapis It depends the keyboard layout, on French and Belgium Azerty keyboard, P and M are next each other. 😉

@ankitpati@brunospy
@ankitpati@brunospy Ah, good discovery. LOL. So our suspect uses a french #azerty keyboard but wrote to you in english xD.
@kapis@brunospy

I thought/still hope so, too.
But OTOH we live in times that more than once showed bizarre ways of thinking, even satire couldn't come up with?
Over the last decade I laughed or giggled at least once too often about things I read...that turned out not to be satire, irony or tongue in cheek, but were meant completely earrnest.
@icy_squirrel@kapis@brunospy Hey, if you want an update, it wasn't satire unfortunately, it was someone with an agenda to hurt Krita contributors unfortunately and it was intense during 3 days (we now think of a teenager with a Krita issue, not knowing how to cope with the frustration other than going heinous and wanting to hurt back public known member of the team or the community). She was banned from the Krita IRC channel, and banned from the Krita-Artist forum too. A very toxic behavior.😕
Uh.. what? People like this still exist? I thought they went extinct some 20 years ago 🤨
@attilakinali Yeah, right? I thought the hairy troll from the forum of the 90s and before 2010s era was extinct too! :troll:
@attilakinali Let's just say: this Munchkin card (from 2001) never lost its relevance...
Munchkin monster card: "Level 10 Net Troll"
Flavor text: "He has no special powers, and he's really mad about it."
Bad Stuff if you don't defeat it: "Screws up the game balance by forcing you to let the players of the highest level take any one item each from you."
@anathem Exactly (I have the game here 💜 I love the cards and humor) @attilakinali
It will be challenging for other "fans" to top that e-mail! 🤢
@h2o Yes, but we are only the 6 January, and with pro AI, anti Linux around, pro NFTs, and anti Krita, anti Mastodon, and the leak of my Twitter emails, I guess I'm in for a good year.
@h2o my 2023 wish is to learn #Krita. I saw real nice artists here in the #fediverse
@kapis Good luck in your quest for learning Krita, it's a fascinating software with so many features I still discover them week after week. @h2o
@daria I wish it was, no, real email. 😔
Cheer up. Fortunately there are many people who appreciate and admire your work.
That's wrong on so many levels …
@dentaku Oh yes, that's why I'm rarely sharing the aggressive DM/PM/Emails, but this one is sort of priceless, I couldn't resist.
it's fake, but 10/10 for effort :HazeSmug:
@kaia Oh, it's a real email on my box. But it reads like a big troll.
@kaia
I didn't want to imply you faked it, but it definitely reads like a troll. e.g. someone who can formulate complex sentence structures can spell "understand".
@kaia Thanks for the clarification, indeed I misread it the way you describe it. 👍

Yes, complex sentence but badly typed. Someone wanting to really hurt would proofread and probably re-read and post fix those mistakes. Here it looks like a low effort (aka, "let's have fun to troll him")

Something that bother me is the hour the email sent 4:04am (404?), the encrypted email, and the email provider; not gmail or hotmail, but one of these privacy providers that usually only privacy people know.
@kaia
that's a lot of effort for the troll. Or they're a cryptocurrency techbro still pissed at your instance against NFTs

@kaia
@kaia
@David Revoy@kaia Real email sent to you, but it's too good. It's a piece of performance art.
@clacke@kaia I totally agree 🤣 👍 That's why I spent the time of the screenshot and posting it. It deserved that.
that email sounds awful — I assume that it’s a paid troll trying to attack krita and free software in general.

And just because I did not say it in a while: your art is awesome and I love it that you are serious about doing the right thing on many layers instead of compromising left and right for short term convenience. @kaia
@kaia
@ArneBab:blobcatheart: :blobcatheart: :blobcatheart: Thank you for all your support Arne!

About a general attack, I had the idea that crossed my mind. I hope showing this can help to reveal it in case other Krita artists receive email like that too. For young artist, receiving an email like that can be devastating and not funny at all...

@kaia
@ArneBab@kaia
This has led me to look into Krita as a potential new tool to use and recommend. Thank you!
@conansysadmin:blobcatheart: (it's a good tool to do blurry and not well-defined artworks 🤣 ) @ArneBab@kaia
@kaia When I was reading that is what I thought. It looks like someone trolling more than anything else. Hope it didn't affect you too much. ❤
@kaia
@frd:blobcatheart: It's ok, especially after sharing it and laughing about it 😊 @kaia
Thanks, that was a good chuckle!
@welshpixie 😊 Yes, I'm in the learning process to laugh about them. That's one of my resolution for 2023.🥳

(I probably won't reach the thick skin level skill of Mastodon instances admins, but it is inspiring to read and train my skill! 😉)
@welshpixie my delete key is twitchy for this type of email. Which come in from time to time.

I pay no heed.
haha, c'est une blague, c'est pas possible 🤣
@gee
Clair, à mon avis c'est juste un magnifique troll
@davidrevoy
@lionel@gee C'est vrai que l'origine du mail (le from que j'ai censuré) est dans le même fuseaux horraire qu'en France ou pas loin. Et vue le mail lancé à 4:04 du mat ("404?" troublant ça aussi) ça ressemble à du troll.
@lionel@gee

Surtout que les supposées inventions d'Apple du dernier paragraphe sont pour la plupart sont des inventions de Xerox dans les années 70.
Fake mail from Clip Studio Paint developers who realize they are losing customers? 😁
Je comprends pas… pourquoi elle essaie de te faire utiliser de meilleurs logiciels alors que de toute façon tu dessines mal et tes histoires sont nulles ? (je cite)

(mais moi j'y crois pas, c'est un faux mail, elle veut même pas te vendre un accès à la nouvelle IA qui fait tout mieux que les gens 😛 )
@lamecarlate Mais vrai ça aussi, j'avais pas remarqué. Si mon cas est si desespéré (et qu'elle ne dit pas que c'est à cause de mes logicielles, mais mes qualités intrasèque artistique) à quoi bon me faire utiliser CPS et un Mac, ou un IpadPro? Mystère, et merci d'avoir relevé cette incohérance qui dirige ce text de plus en plus vers le gros troll.
come on that must be a troll... I hope? 😟
@Velenux That's how I preferred to read it in the end for sure. 🙂
least annoying Apple-fangirl/-boy...
Rarement vu une manière aussi polie de propager de la haine et de la désinformation.

Chapeau.
XD haha, Obviously, don't you know that it's the software that you use that defines how good your art is and not something silly like the art itself or skill put into it?
Don't you know that because I don't like your personal style (or am jealous) that means your art is objectively bad and by association the tools and process that was used to create it?
You should obviously switch to real art tools created by professional companies, because obviously all good things come from corporations and not real people....
(I sincerely hope that email was entirely sarcastic, but unfortunately there are still people who actually believe that stuff)
@Jason Since there are no referral links to buy proprietary software and a Mac, I'm inclined to think it's sarcastic.
But maybe she has a private agreement with those companies that allows her to get paid without referral links. ;)
@dmbaturin@Jason 😆 The mystery is why does she want me and my bad paintings and bad story to stain the beauty of her ecosystem of tools? A big paradox, unless, as Jason told, she think that the quality of art is related at 100% to the software in use.😅
@Jason Of course. Buying that proprietary software makes you a PROFESSIONAL! ;)
@dmbaturin Of course! PROcreate on ApplePRO with CintiqPRO AidobePRO. 😆

@Jason
@Chagratt Oui, le petit "Please" à la fin l'est beaucoups 🙃
Everything is opposite to reality in this email. 😭
@haughtgard Hey, maybe that's the key! To read all the email with inverted meaning. Someone thinking in mirror maybe? 🙃 🤣
What a length only to artsplain 🙄​
I'd just quote RU:
"Well, it's none of your business."
😉​
True, also the "from" I blured was a European country and the email was sent at 4:04am ; so probably someone had a very hard day and wanted to teach to that "bluury and not well defined" artist a real life lesson late at night.
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what?! She sent that out of nowhere?! What she have to do with it?!
You art is great! And use Linux and Krita makes me more impressed on how awesome your art are! I’m not an artist, but I installed krita because you recommended some posts ago, and it’s a very cool piece os software 😀
just charge them 500 bucks service fee and krita is industry leader immediately
Hi

I'm a non-binary male Jonn from London.
I wanted to tell you that your web comic is good (the story) and the images themselves are vibrant and calming at the same time.

Also, why don't you dox the trolls? Doxing the trolls was an accepted behaviour since 00s and respecting their personal information isn't required to be a moral person.
@jonn:blobcatheart: :blobcatheart: :blobcatheart: Thanks.

About Doxing, I think outcomes are bad in all the case. I'll probably draw a single exception: maybe if I received the email from a well known public influencer or celebrity I would have not blured the name, because they often know how to deal with receiving mass of criticism or backfire. But here, it's anonymous, no link to a portfolio, no real name and a nickname using a common dictionary word.
nah, I was being sarcastic / ironic! I have a huge respect to people who don't disclose personal information.
@jonn Ooops, sorry for misreading. 🙃
half of it wasn't, half of it was, so it was simply bad humour from my side haha
wow... someone has money
for sure everybody knows that you need a Mac to draw well 😂🤣😂🤣 Thanks for you great job David! #FreeSoftwareDrawing :ablobcatheartsqueeze:
@t3rr0rz0n3 Now imagine my skill with a real software and real OS! :troll:
crenom, c’est gratuit et très respectueux des valeurs de chacun, tout ça.
Soutien et encouragements inversement proportionnels, David.
🚮🚮🚮🚮🚮🚮🚮🚮🚮
an example of a bad AI went boink! how are they going to have it unlearn the lovely "underdtand"? 🚮
@codieplusplus Hey, after the first read and re-read, I suspected a AI generated text, and thought this 'frop' / 'underdtand' could be a new feature to simulate mistyping, add noises, and looks more 'humanly typed'. 😆
Il est incroyable, cet email ! 😂
À un moment, je me suis dit que c'était peut-être une publicité déguisée très élaborée…

Faut l'encadrer, celui-là !
@AugierLe42e
il n'y a rien qui va dans ce mail 😂
@Troupier Ah si, il dit « please », quand-même ! ☝️🧐
@davidrevoy
@AugierLe42e@Troupier 😆 Oui. C'est un beau specimen de compet' celui là.
worst advertising ever. That woman frop.
@davidrevoy, IIRC you live in France. What is the sender country? Just to "check" if you could disclose the full email with no harm (for you)… I'm not a lawyer but I wonder.

@tennoseremel
If as she say "the story and pictures are bad" will supposed superior hardware and software make it better? 🤷
@kisinu That's a real paradox on this email, sure!
ridiculous! What motivates a person to actually write something like that? 🤡 I mean, what in the... 🤦‍♀️
when i see stuff like this i usually tell them to check out the article on @doot 's infosec blog - While i disagree quite strongly with most of it, it explains things so much better than i can
It's weird to find an instance where someone has written the exact opposite of what I think in so many paragraphs xD.

Keep up the good work 👍
Does she have a portfolio? 😅
@grum999 I'll lie if I'll say I haven't tried to search her nickname with words like 'Kawaii' , her country, etc... But I got nothing.
Certainly not blurry, well defined and quality work as all Mac/CPS users does. :troll:
this is a troll, mac users don't know what linux is
@Stellar Yes, probably someone who wanted to get counter argument answer. I only answered

> "lol, big troll"
😆

Because I thought what they wanted was a verbose, passionate and a serious answer (maybe).
@Stellar nah she's not troll just a holy knight of apple
and definitely not software patents...
@niconiconi@Stellar 😂 I too am inclined to think she's a troll. But it's such a remarkable work of art in itself, it's truly worth of superior software and industry tech xD
the bar for 2023 just got pretty high!
Did you answer something?
@silmathoron True!
Yes, I immediately went to a simple:

> "lol, big troll!"

and pushed the sent button (screenshot) then archive to get it out of inbox as quick as possible.
hahahaha, this is a true gem 😂
print it, frame it, and hang it on the wall 😂
While I don't use a MAC, I can testify that using ClipStudioPaint does not automatically make for better art. Just look at the stuff I posted! 😂 😅
How could you, you and your mediocre software... 😄🍿
btw, your art is awesome. It is a Mastodon fact. 🤗
Il ou elle s’est cru(e) sur Twitter ou quoi ? x)
@Geobomatic Le fait que ça sync avec mon email leaké de la database de Twitter hier (j'ai eu une alerte, et malheuresement, c'est vrai) m'a certainement traversé l'esprit.
>censors location
>that ESL
>that mentality
I think we all know where they're from
One of these "it has to be satire, right?" but i don't know anymore these days, this is well into poe's law territory.
Also, why aren't your works purchasable as NFT? Please use the best NFT block chain, more information at https://r.mtdv.me/Fj8eSJzy0Q.
à ce niveau on ne sait plus si c'est une tentative d'humour au second degré raté ou pas.
Tu dois avoir des copains informaticiens si je ne me trompe ?
Ils ont peut-être les moyens de retrouver si c'est une campagne de marketing viral particulièrement dégueulasse ?
Ainsi que ses commanditaires ?
J'en reçois de temps en temps, faut pas s'inquièter. Ca, c'est bénin.
Les tentative de piratage de mon blog et mes comptes me font par contre moins rire, mais sont moins fréquente heuresement.
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Désolé, pas d'accord.
Le marketing est une saloperie malheureusement légale, ce genre de marketing viral ne l'est lui pas encore, donc laisser passer est une grave erreur.
Quand on peut avoir l'occasion de mettre hors d'état de nuire une crevure, faut pas la rater.
Avisa Partners aurait peut-être sévi moins longtemps si quelqu'un avait cessé de penser que ce genre de manipulations était "bénin"...
@lienrag Ok, je regarderai. Je reporterai tout email si ils deviennent menaçeant, ça c'est sur. Merci du rappel
why do you use mastodon, which is clearly a cheap clone of twitter?
@darkrat Because I met John Mastodon once and then, my life changed.
Had to check, today is not April 1st. That's some kind of high effort personalized trolling.
@ghostdancer 😆 Maybe a late one of someone who thought the 01/04/2023 (US formated) was meaning 2023-04-01 🤣
J'aime beaucoup le “Apple invented the desktop metaphore [sic]...”

Ça va faire plaisir aux dinos de chez Xerox et aux chercheurs et chercheuses qui ont bossé là-dessus dans les 60's
some people ... what the hell? ... honestly... that is just a ridiculous message...

And let me counter that with a note to cheer you on for using an open source OS (which I had the head for it!!) and Krita!!

+ I LOVE your work!! ❤
@leah let’s hope no one ever tells this person that macOS also kind of is a Unix clone 🫣
David, que fais-tu sur Mastodon ? Tu ne sais donc pas que c'est une pâle copie de Twitter, juste conçue pour quelques geeks incapables de promouvoir leur travail ? Qui n'a même pas de likede QRT, ou de vrais DM ? Twitter est en tout point supérieur et soutenu par Elon Musk, l'homme le plus riche et le plus intelligent du monde qui mènera l'humanité vers un âge d'or.
Cesse donc tes bêtises ici et reviens sur Twitter.
Et fais le depuis du Apple, hein ? Fais gaffe, je te surveille !
@themeowcate Tu as oublié de dénigré la qualité de mes Toots et le 'S'il te plait' à la fin 😆
Non, je soutiens: cet email a franchement du panache et du skill en niveau de trolling.
@photos_floues you guys have enough followers to have scams XD
lol what a troll. Amazing what folks spend their time doing sometimes
haha I love it, we need to makes this a copypasta
Honestly, the stuff about Apple sounds like me 15 years ago.
Ce genre de message, ça me convainc encore plus d'utiliser Linux et Krita 😂
While we don't often find time to send fan emails, rest assured that you have some real fans over here 😀
Too much positive feedback is kept quiet while venom is freely shared so:

Your work is warm and magical. It conveys kindness, which is visibly the reason you choose to support shared community projects and in turn share your own work freely.

I've learned a great deal from watching your videos then attempting to reproducing the techniques, with brushes you made and also shared asking for nothing in return.

I understand exactly why you use Linux and Krita: they reflect who you are.
Haa, that's some crazy guerilla marketing. "Use our app! btw it doesn't run on linux!"
"Dear David Revoy,

Use a Mac, you piece of shit.

Best regards, xoxo"

People are wild.
@twit_terrorist Yes, but it was short:

> "lol, big troll!"

Someone suggested I could just reply "xerox" and that's a splendid answer, because it can lead to research and breaking the core stone of many reasoning in this email.
O-o-oh. Say to her: Lady, your mindset so poor, I have no comments. Sorry.
The desktop metaphor was first introduced by Alan Kay at Xerox PARC in 1970.

As for the computer mouse, Engelbart’s collaborator on the mouse project Bill English built a prototype—a hand-held device carved out of wood, with a button on the top. In 1967, Engelbart’s company SRI filed for the patent on the mouse, although the paperwork identified it a little differently as "x,y position indicator for a display system." The patent was awarded in 1970.

https://mstdn.social/@davidrevoy@framapiaf.org
#Apple has contributed absolutely nothing to the #computing #history, except for design pieces for the #posh, who upgrade #computers every five years, #tablets every two years, and #phones every year, just to show off, as well as #waste #resources as very few other #companies might do.

Don't even get me started about the clearly amazing quality of #OpenSource #software, in which all Apple products are based, but made #close #source by them afterwards.

Your #work is #beautiful, @davidrevoy
@ama Apple isn't even user-friendly, as Apply fanpeople love to claim. They frequently sacrifice ease of use at the altar of aesthetics, hiding important controls in unintuitive places because it "looks better."
@ama
I had no idea how friendly or unfriendly it could be, I chose not to be its friend a very long time ago.

@probablyjohnfunk@davidrevoy
@ama Mostly same, but I was forced to use a co-worker's desktop Mac rig once for reasons beyond my control. Took me for frickin' ever to find the frickin' POWER BUTTON. Turned out to be in a ridiculously unintuitive spot on the back of the machine.

Told an Apple fanboy about it, and he was like "Well, yeah, because it looks better if the power button is hidden."

And I'm like, "Well, then that's not user friendly. You just said the quiet part out loud, and I win this argument."
@ama
That makes a lot of sense, actually, since their devices look much better when they're turned off.

@probablyjohnfunk@davidrevoy
@ama@probablyjohnfunk Three years ago, I had to teach on a classroom full of Mac, and use one because my laptop had issues connecting to the projector (TL😁r; HMDI to VGA converter required, not Linux's fault on my Laptop).
Yes, it is not user-friendly for someone like me who never used a Mac or Apple product in my life. I was lost many times by some logic. Those who said distro like "ElementaryOS" are clones, are wrong. Those distro makes more sens to me.
The audacity. XDDDD
Après la lecture de ce mail je me suis rendu compte que si je n'avais jamais su faire autre chose que des stickmen (et encore, « savoir » est un grand mot), c'est à cause de mon setup pourri basé sur du Linux. Je m'en vais de ce pas acheter un vrai outil de professionnel au MacStore d'Aix-en-Provence.

Merci d'avoir partagé ce mail. J'ai hâte d'apprendre à utiliser Clip Studio Paint.
@booteille:blobaww: Rhôo la chance, toi tu vas devenir un vrai artiste qui fait pas de choses floues et mal définies. Bonne carrière plein de succès dans l'industry leading software. :troll:
Merci ! Je songerai à ne jamais regarder derrière et donc ne plus jamais parler à la bande de loosers qui restent sur des outils comme Linux ou Krita !

Adieu les nazes !
the only kind of “Apple procreate” I ever want to know about is Apple trees being planted
you should ask them to buy you what they want you to get! Only seems reasonable in my opinion.
possible answer, "hello, for the good of humanity can you please not procreate, thanks and goodbye"
that's... a take. Wow. I'm sure you get told this all the time (because it's true): Your art is awesome and I love that you're using free software to create it.
Is this like the antithesis of the "may I interject for a moment" meme? :blobcatjoy:
Franchement tu es sûr de ne pas vouloir acheter un Mac et ses logiciels ? ça se trouve elle pourrait t'avoir un prix 🙂
@guerdal82 Franchement, j'ai envie de demander à un pote qui a un Mac au taf de me le ramener, prendre la trial de CPS et faire une review video dessus. Comme j'y connais rien, je suis certain que l'UX n'aura aucun sens pour moi et que tout semblera illogique. Mais bon, je préfère investir mon temps dans ce gros morceau qu'est le future épisode 38 🤣
Someone is definitely trolling, or, at least, I hope so! 😅
At least I discovered your beautiful art through this ridiculous mail you got 😬
to be honest, this just makes me want to learn Krita in order to make a blurry webcomic of my own
@h2o@tennoseremel Let say it with a riddle: "from the country of good waffle, potato fries and good beers" 😆

but probably not the French-speaking part of it because the email is in English and it is easy when finding my email to know I speak/read French.
Je suis vraiment curieux de connaître la réelle motivation derrière ce message. Car en l’état actuel, je ne comprends pas ce qui motive à dépenser autant d’énergie. Au-delà, je salue le geste d’avoir aligné autant de contre-vérités et d’opinions péremptoires en un seul envoi 👍
@cdamiens Idem, il y a un fond tellement illogique. Oui, c'est un email fascinant.
Please tell me you corrected all the typos, grammatical errors and factual errors, and replied in the sweetest and most condescending way you could.
@TundraWolf I'll disapoint you; I just quickly replied (after taking a screenshot) :

> "lol, big troll!"

And archived the message to not be part of my Inbox. Not my best reply, but economic at least.
A far more mature and sensible approach than my suggestion, I would say.
Some things I learned from this:
- All Linux kernel developers are dwarfs or children 🤔
- MacOS isn't a hacked together Unix clone, I thought it absolutely is 😅
- Apple invented the mouse, I thought it was Xerox 🤷
- Little or short people can't be productive developers 🤔
„too little developers“ 😂
en résumé :
" Cher David, tes histoires c'est de la merde tout comme tes dessins. tes choix logiciels sont à chier également.
peux tu stp utiliser du mac et clip studio ? bisous. "

J'adore ces gens
Magnifique ce mail et assez curieux l'effort déployé pour tenter de vous convaincre. Chouette heure de réception aussi.
@Sokatra 😺 Oui, le 4:04am ne peut pas être une coincidence. C'est une oeuvre d'art.
Certainly the best that is coming from 2023, we can end the year now
I like the that the author is totally oblivious to the fact, that Apple invented none of the desktop/icon stuff but basically copied XEROX PARC concepts.
Si à la place de Clip Studio Paint, c'était Excel (parce que LibreOffice Calc, c'est pas connu et OpenOffice Calc, c'est pompé sur Excel 97, c'est vrai, c'est le neveu du cousin par alliance du mari de l'un des copains que j'ai pas vu depuis 20 ans qui me l'a dit), ça serait vraiment évident que ça serait du :troll:

Après, un courriel, envoyé un vendredi, à 4:04, avec un argumentaire assez bizarre et contradictoire (en résumé, c'est l'outil qui fait du bon dessin, pas l'artiste), ça sent quand même bien le troll 😀
@alex Oui, j'ai d'ailleur répondu "lol, big troll!" immediatement, et archivé la discussion. Mais c'est quand même énorme.
such bad trolling accompaniesby typos.
Crazy! It reads like a trolling attempt but we have seen some truly bizarre shit the last few years that i wouldn't put my hand on the fire for it.
It's appropriate, we are trolldi.
Sadly there are many people who actually think like that.

I'd still call troll as they knew a bit too much technical background.
clip studio is actually really good though I highly recommend if you use Windows, tried it before I switched back to Linux I kinda miss it tbh but doesn't work well under wine apparently
@fuggy Hey, I had a license of Manga Studio Ex3.0 in the past, and even teach it a bit in CG classroom (pre-2010). Manga Studio became CSP; so I know the fundamental of the software. No doubt it is good.
But...
I'm not using Krita since 12 years because it is superior technically, 14 years ago it was even far from even being able to paint on a 500x500px canvas; I use & contribute it because of its GPL license, freedom, native on GNU/Linux, part of KDE community, and because the team is 💜
The only reasonable response to that is to offer to sell them NFTs of AI-generated art...
I hope this is in jest lol.

Also, holy cow I haven't seen you in a while! I was pretty heavy into GIMP in the early 10s, and was/am so inspired by your work. Warms my heart to see you're still at it, and still using #foss.
#foss
@alexstandiford Oh, you knew my work then at the time of the Sintel movie and Chaos&Evolution DVD? Yes, I survived more than 10 years of painting with FLOSS :blobcatheart: Thanks for sending a little word about the past day. ☺️
Je connais pas l'univers de la pomme, du coup quand j'ai lu le début : (clip studio) paint, j'avoue que j'ai bien ri !
I saw this in my feed, opened your profile to see if I had seen anything from you and went OMG YOU DID THE DRAGON??

your art is fucking awesome 💕 🤩
@starfish Thanks! :blobcatheart:
(and expect more dragons, I love drawing them!).
I block people who stan for Apple like that. It's only a matter of time before they start kidnapping people and running "Citizens' Courts".
Also interesting them crediting Apple for what they copied from Xerox.
I‘ll have you know, I’ve been informed before that Apple invented the plug and jack.
@chemoelectric I'm pretty sure they also invented the fruit, and named it this way as a tribute. 🙃
😂 Please post more of those! Too good!
Woah! This one's impressive 😱
this is hilarious! 🤣
Was this written by chatGPT?
@John_Livingston If it is, the AI has a new system to inject many mistype (eg 'from'→'frop' ) and use expressions only non native English speaker would use (eg. the "too little developers" , I understand she wanted to speak about the amount of dev, not their physical size).
That's why I prefer to think here it's typed 100% by human.
They try to sell you all kind of Apple products - are they ?
@me They made me want to peel all the apples I had at home and overcook them. 🍎 🔥
No idea why.
@me
la vie de cette personne... Nan en fait je veux même pas imaginer 😂
She must suffer severe brain damage to not understand that gnu is superior.

Please tell her that she needs medical attention right away.
I read suppressed admiration between the lines.
If faudrait juste répondre : Xerox PARC?
@marsokod Exactement, c'est la réponse la plus brillante; et la recherche possible que ça engendrerai pourrai péter une pierre de fondation du raisonement. Mais j'ai simplement répondu à la va vite: "lol, big troll!". J'ai beaucoup moins d'imagination à l'écris que dans mes dessins floues et mal définis à cause de Krita et Linux. Mais c'est parceque j'utilise peut-être Protomail sur Firefox et pas Gmail sur Chrome.
I just don't underdtand why you make such poor decisions Dave
@davidrevoy
I don unddertan Ider.
Maybe they did knew French, but written in English cause they wanted the greatest coverage if the email gets posted on social media :blobcatsuit:
🤣🤣🤣 on a du lourd là!
What did you respond ?
@fabulousfabs I replied "lol, big troll!" as quick I could, but the good answer and brilliant one would have been "Xerox".
"I have opinions and an Internet connection and I am not going to think before I combine them."
was that written by a Mac?
He definetly had a bad day..
wow, she really “let you have it”! 😏 Assuming best—though direct—intentions, so many erroneous assertions! I felt shame reading that so, please, accept my apologies in her behalf.
This is ridiculous 😆
Apple shilltroll forgetting about Xerox? Not surprising. 😀
Lol, imagine not using TempleOS.
I'm sensing they may have an agenda...
setting aside trolling, I can think of it as some sort of “black PR”. you have quite great followers base, so the message will be widespread. maybe the author want just that. but why using so complex scheme, involving you as FLOSS user, idk… 🤔 actually it’s so silly that seems just insane. 🤪 as for a joke, it may be fun, but still rude from their side. on the other hand, why I’m so serious? 😅
@fuzzylynx I know, right? :rblobglare: So many illogical things going on in this email. It almost made my brain going full blue screen. It will probably remain one of the mystery of life for ever.
je trouve aussi que tu dépasses souvent quand tu colories. Je n'avais pas réalisé que c'était parce que tu utilises du mauvais matériel. 🤡
Bon, je retourne lire Peppa Pig, moi. 🧐
mmmh Apple just copied Rank Xerox “desktop metaphore” they never created anything really new, as far I know…
At least this post actually led me to your profile. And your art is beautiful! Also hope that person finds some better use for their time (no matter with what intention they wrote the mail) 😀
Made my day 🤣
Only a slave would shame a man for being free (c)
it looks like a joke. I don'tsee the point in sending this by email. Do you often get these ?
@aloxe Hey, by email, less than one by month. It's more often from shorter comments or DM on Youtube or Twitter (but happened also here on Mastodon).
wow. they redefine 'speaking your mind'
Pourquoi biffer son nom? J'organise un dîner de cons et j'aimerais la contacter.
@MichelPatrice Suffit d'utiliser Krita sous Linux, et elle vous contactera 🤣
No way this isn't satire
Clearly they know what they're talking about. Time to study up..
a cover of a book "How to draw Kawaii in simple steps" by Yishan Li with various people and objects with faces, drawn in a cutesy "chibi" style a cover of a book "Draw MANGA" by Peter Gray with several characters: a westernized mecha, some guy that has gross purple insect limbs (they're full of lesions and they have with blades at the end of them) coming out of his back and looks like he belongs in a Dragon Ball Z franchize, and two female characters (one is dressed like an adventurer and appears to be in a confident stance and another is in a plain dress in a passive stance) that have horrifying faces which consist of ginormous anime eyes, almost non-existant nose and an uncomfortable smile that resembles a letter 'V'. The female character of the left seem to have a slightly more melted anime eyes whose pupils go into different directions, supposedly to appear more 'meek' that the other female character.
a cover of a book "Easy To Draw: Anime & Manga Chibi + Coloring" by Sunlife Drawing with characters (boy, girl and a cat) amateurly drawn in a "chibi" style
@pipivovott Oh no, I'll never be able to reach this level of sharp graphics and definition with Linux and Krita :kirby_fly:
#sarcasm
Wow. 🤦‍♂️
oh, I can't believe this is the mindset some people can even have... I'm at loss of word.
@TerryHancock I like the bait and switch of ‘why don’t you use a Mac?’ and then kapow! ‘just get Procreate and an iPad.’
Maybe you could troll them back and reply earnestly and go on to ask about something where you link to the Rick Astley video!
that bash has no complete sense. Feels like they obsessed with CSP and Mac
this is unhinged 🤣
@SF8910 I think no one can really tell, but for sure we all prefer to read it as a high-quality troll.
What the actual…
lil 8 year olds can have opinions on computer software and use Internet freely!? we sure live in a brave new world
wow, that reads as if somebody had an entire closet full of axes to grind and mistook their dish rag for a whetstone. O_o
That's insane. I genuinely don't envy a position that creates the impression in weird people's mind that you've invited their opinion.
You know you've arrived when they love you enough to hate you.
@David Revoy The entitlement is strong with this one.
this troll doesn't even know about Xerox Parc, pff 😛
your drawings are surely gorgeous AND kawai, David. Don't mind and please continue to entertain your vast community.
So much misinformation. This person/bot simply doesn't know much about anything.
tiens, une IA se croit obligée de donner son avis... 😂 🤨
Let's crowdsource a scathing response. I'll start

"Thank you for this fairly impressive cross section of a marble cake of arrogance and ignorance, the most infuriating combination. [...]"
seriously, wtf?

Also #Apple pirated most concepts from other companies like #Xerox and to this day #Linux wasn't successfully sued for "Software Patent 🤢 🤮 Infringements"...
"iNdUsTrY lEaDiNg SoFtWaRe" 👀 I'm starting to get a bit allergic to this phrase. I did get a good chuckle from the email though. Oh, my sweet summer child, go touch some grass. 😂
Ok, this got me interested in your (great) art 😀
You are now added to my RSS.

I still don't get how to read/digest this mail, I don't even get the purpose.
@oxytocinated@Lapizistik Same, I prefer believe it's a troll. Thanks for following my RSS! :blobcatheart:
If it's not a troll, they've got some deep ignorance about where the mouse was invented and first used, but how would one even begin to attempt to correct such things? o.O
This has to be a joke...right?
sorry David but you're not an industry leader! 🤷
Mais qu'est-ce que ça peut lui foutre à cette personne que tu utilises Krita avec Linux, d'où elle se permet d'imposer ses choix ?
Quand je vois ce que t'es capable de faire avec Krita, j'aimerais bien savoir l'utiliser comme toi.
Cette personne doit être jalouse certainement, ça la fait chi** que tu sois si doué avec Krita 😉
Just wow....that whole email.
I have worked on gov/mil systems using linux and that person is calling it hacked together? Lmao. If that was the case, then none of the distros could be used on such systems I worked on (I have seen SUSE, RHEL, etc. in use). Heck, the most stable setup I ever work on was a RHEL tweaked heavy for simulation duty for training students. Guess what broke the most, the darn one gateway end point running Windows.
@il 🤣 Pas sure. Le reseau de neurones ici est encore plus pété que sur 🐈 💨 .
@il
As someone who has used macs for a long time: What an ignorant utter knob.
Nan mais là c'est tellement too much que même un troll a l'air subtil à côté. Je verrai bien une expérience douteuse avec un texte généré automatiquement comme l'a suggéré @il .Ya une telle accumulation de reproches basés sur du vent que ça me paraît difficile que ça soit 1er degré. Ceci dit, t'as du faire la journée de la personne en question en publiant sa missive ;)
@il
@Gynux Haha, oui. Mais bon, j'ai simplement publié sur Mastodon. J'imagine que "l'industry leading standard" étant Twitter, elle ne s'abaissera pas à regarder mon compte Masto.😆 @il
@Gynux @il
Now you know.
Is this macsplaining?
Is this a real person ?
@cafou How to be sure about it... With just a email and a nickname it is impossible. Might be also a group.
using a DSLR camera must make you an industry leading photographer, owning a Lamborghini makes you an expert in racing, and a speedo will qualify you for Olympic swimming.

That was a lot of effort to blame your tools for them to say they don't like your work...

Keep positive in the new year! I always enjoy seeing what you're working on!
This is like that meme where it's a step by step guide to looking like a clown.
I almost had an aneurysm when they said Apple invented the desktop metaphore, but then I realized it's likely all a ruse. My blood pressure is still sky high, though.
@Sans_DeC Punaise, ça serait dystopique si les IA texte commencent à envoyer des emails comme ça pour cibler les activistes de tout genre et leur saper le moral. Imagine le formidable outil de répression légale et presque invisible...
🥶 Brrrr... Ca fait froid.
Si ça inspire des auteurs Sci-Fi, servez vous, pourvu que ça reste fiction.
This is the kind of email that I expect to include a referral link of some kind. It reads like they're trying to sell you something, or get you to provide credit card information.
Faut pas s'en faire : franchement, passer tant de temps à faire un message comme ça, c'est indirectement un signe de respect pour l'artiste (car à quoi bon convaincre "quelqu'un qui n'aurait pas de talent" de changer d'outil informatique ?).
Puis, surtout nous on sait tous pertinemment que ce n'est qu'un ramassis de stupidités 🥰
bloody hell I love this :0160:
Shame she can`t open up and say what she really thinks; maybe even give you an insight into her prejudices. 😂 🤣
david, have you considered switching to the superior editor, MS Paint?
I'm going to say that this is a psyop against apple and propietary software disguised as trolling. it explains the encrypted email
so many bad opinions; I don't underdtant
@yellowlime Yep, me too. But I'm frop France.
🤣
Don’t worry, mediocre software and a cobbled together OS is good enough for your mediocre art. Don’t get your grubby hands on these shiny Macs, it would be such a waste…..
"Hi, your art sucks, why not do your crappy art on this platform instead; then you can be crappy with greater ease." I think this person should not try to apply their skills to a marketing career...
I'm sorry, but this sounds like it comes from someone absolutely clueless. I'm sorry you had to deal with that. This is not an acceptable thing to say to an artist!
I would also suggest using industry-proven social networks in the future instead of posting on these half-assed weirdo alternatives?
Damnit, David! Change everything about what you like, the tools you use, and everything about yourself! Isn't it obvious that this very opinionated individual is clearly right? They obviously know who did what when which, as I understand it, is what the kids call "bringing the receipts."
Hop to with the changes, you unrepentant slacker!
Looks like the iPod is a copy of a SoundBlaster tool too. Just found it due to the death of Creative Labs Founder, Sim Wong Hoo, even didn’t know that was a Singaporean company.

https://www.lowyat.net/2023/291770/sim-wong-hoo-passes-away-creative-sound-blaster/

And as Sound Blaster finally shown their patents was older too, Apple just said they was fortunate to have patents from 2006…

https://www.apple.com/newsroom/2006/08/23Apple-Creative-Announce-Broad-Settlement-Ending-Legal-Disputes-Between-the-Companies/
@popolon Interesting!

And sh** , it's relatively young for the founder of Creative. I also had no idea it was a Singaporean company. I had a Soundblaster on my Pentium 100Mhz in the end of the 90s, and that was really a good experience to setup in DOS the card and play DukeNukem 3D with it.

@wishx
wrote:
> Best fan email of 2023 so far!

🤣 🤣 🤣
😂 🤣 😂
I'll admit that it morbidly tickles my head the idea that there is someone out there that truthfully believe such things 😈

Thanks for sharing David, gave me a good laugh!😁
I just love the opening:

"I just wanted to say that the story in your work sucks. Oh, and the art style? Yeah, it's also bad."

This is just.. beautiful. (Hope you're ok and you didn't take that personally!! x)
@mayday:blobcatheart: Thanks! It's ok. It always does a little something at reading this type of hard words with my coffee at a cold boot of the computer after painting and writing a big part of the night.
But fortunately, I could take a big breath, smile and make the screenshot here to laugh about it. I'm lucky to can do that, because I quickly can laugh more about it with the comments, and transform the negative into funny and positive.
what the actual F was i witnessing?!
also: love your art :BlobhajHeart:
just saw that "my neighbor mastodon" is your artwork *follow* :BlobhajHeart:

https://www.davidrevoy.com/article941/my-neighbor-mastodon

Content warning: Extreme capitalist bootlicker mocking

Content warning: Extreme capitalist bootlicker mocking

what a chaotic email o.o
I am a HUGE FAN of #Bluury #art , please thank the author of that email for the tip! I'm now your Number One Blurry Foolooweer!
🥂 :thounking:
What's wrong with this person?!
Uninvited and condescending to the max! iPad+Clip is great for comics, but to each their own!
It's great that you found a workflow for you that works with free software only!
This should have waited till April.😂
omg, send them an invoice for a macbook, an ipad pro, apple pencil, and software licenses for clip studio paint and procreate
Wait until they learn about what MacOS is made of...
this has to be a fucking joke
Guerrilla Marketing as in the Community?
This email gave me cancer
Oh my. I wonder if it was written as a joke.
@sooz Unfortunately, I tried to engage a bit in the discussion (asking if it was a joke) and it outraged them. Got more links, and things in the same vein as here. So, I'm afraid it was for real... 😔

Because they repeated sending emails, I decided to block their mail in my filter settings.
@sooz
@sooz really sad to see this kind of people... 🙁
@sooz
Yeah, those stupid studios like Pixar and Disney need to stop using Linux! Think about how much better their movies would be if the artists would just use macs.
This is a good fodder to train spam filter.
This is a WHOLE NEW LEVEL of spam LOL
You did it! You found the most obnoxious person in the world!
Someone's ignorant of a few facts.

For one thing, Douglas Engelbart would like a word about the mouse… https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Computer_mouse#Engelbart's_first_%22mouse%22

… and wasn't Apple's userland cloned from #FreeBSD? Hmmm. Pot, meet kettle…
that is just brilliant!! It HAS to be trolling on a monumental scale 😀 It is well done
clip studio paint needs better paid trolls
@me Hehe, yes, that's probably the best you can get on Fiverr. 😆
this lady don't know the glories of being able to rm -rf / just saying... Windows UAC wouldn't let her exercise her rights!!!!
@Super_Pieton En fait, et après quelques jour de recul, la même personne a envoyé pas mal de mails d'insultes et d'harcelements, autour des figures visible de Krita. C'est fait aussi banir des canaux IRC et du forum pour propos toujours plus fort. Le but n'était pas de convaincre pour Apple, le but était simplement de faire mal. Chacun a eu un charabia personalisé.On pense au final a une ado frustré d'avoir un bug sur sa version sur Android et pas savoir comment gérer autrement que par la haine.
@scardracs We still don't know: she also after this email did the same to other Krita contributors (but each time that was with another theme like announcing a fork of Krita and with technical non-sense, or insults) and managed to get banned from Krita-Artist forum and IRC channel. Her unique goal was to hurt the people. We think in the end (without being sure) we had a teenager not being able to cope with a frustrating bug, probably on her Android device (she spoke a couple of times about it).
@scardracs Thanks, yes, it's a wonderful software ☺️
en-US: As a #FreeSoftware activist, this reminds me of Duty Calls (386) from #XKCD: https://xkcd.com/386/

pt-BR: Como um ativista do #SoftwareLivre, isso me lembrou de Duty calls (386) do #XKCD: https://xkcd.com/386/
@adfeno One of my top 10 favorite XKCD 😊
@icy_squirrel Yes, exactly. Or invest this time into correctly reporting her bug and providing examples (like video screen capture) to make it the easiest to read and troubleshoot for the dev.

On the bright side, I could train my IRC kickban skill and learn deeper how to regex to match her host. I also discovered Protonmail had a 'block' feature.

But clearly, with the size of the Krita community, I'm glad it's not 10 profiles like that a day. It would be soo exhausting.😅

@kapis@brunospy
Well, now that it’s clear you are doing EVERYTHING wrong, what do you have to say for yourself?

That shitty letter actually brightened my day. 😂😂😂
mm… Sounds like they've got shares in Apple or something.
Not even like CSP is actually "industry leader", that's Photoshop. Krita does what all others can do and more.
The funny thing is the language and the content, I really cannot see that this not an elaborate joke...
hahaha
Well, let me ask it politely, why do you use krita and linux instead of windows or mac and CSP or PS?