Why does it hurt when I pee? #itsAlwaysPleroma​

Every time you use the hashtag #ItsAlwaysPleroma , which I invented, you now are required to paypal me 0.99 dollars.

#ItsAlwaysPleroma

I was REALLY disappointed to see the GoFundMe for a non-federating CalcKey instance for Black Fediverse users (supported by some of the most important Fediverse founders besides the LGBTQ+ ones) was shut down. It is nearly impossible for Black folx to use the Mastodon Network. It NEEDS to be easier. To this end I have started a new #Pleroma fork named #Melanoma.

Features:
1. runs on lower hardware specs like feature phones
2. easy installation via Verizon App Store
3. named after the most powerful chemical compound in the universe, melanin
4. no mayo monkeys involved (except me, I know, ugh)

Inappropriate replies will be deleted.

#ItsAlwaysMelanoma #ItsAlwaysPleroma

To guerrilla market Pleroma, I am proposing a new tag, #ItsAlwaysPleroma to express the fun my friends and I always have using this great software.

Hello FBI I'd like to report a crime Pleroma is attempting to extort me, they refuse to let my wife and 2 children go unless I bear false witness to acquit a human trafficking ring at a military base, the sheriff and my psychiatrist are involved #itsalwayspleroma #pleroma #introductions #introduction #truecrime #art #funny #comedy #reddit #politics #elonmusk #mastodon

#ItsAlwaysPleroma

#ItsAlwaysPleroma i keep getting caught in hellthreads like this wtf