"In space, everyone can hear if you can't pee."

This is funny as hell, especially the second video, which I knew nothing about until today. And I'm a space fan!

"It was about 65 minutes after #liftoff, the #Integrity #spacecraft 800 miles above the Indian #Ocean and moving at about 16,000 miles per hour, when the historic words were spoken: 'Integrity, Houston, toilet is powered.'"

#Artemis Boldly Goes Where No #Toilet Has Gone Before
https://defector.com/artemis-boldly-goes-where-no-toilet-has-gone-before

#Space #NASA #Humor #IAmDB

Artemis Boldly Goes Where No Toilet Has Gone Before

It was about 65 minutes after liftoff, the Integrity spacecraft 800 miles above the Indian Ocean and moving at about 16,000 miles per hour, when the historic words were spoken: “Integrity, Houston, toilet is powered.”  It was a spaceflight milestone.

^{Barry Petchesky (Defector)}

NASA-Mondmission Artemis 2 ins All gestartet

Mehrmals wurde der Start von Artemis 2 verschoben - nun ist er geglückt: Um kurz nach Mitternacht deutscher Zeit hob die Trägerrakete mit der Orion-Kapsel ab. Damit schickt die NASA erstmals seit 1972 wieder Menschen in Richtung Mond.#Artemis2 #NASA
NASA-Mondmission Artemis 2 ins All gestartet

Un telescopio de la NASA explorará el centro de la Vía Láctea para revelar misterios de su origen y evolución.

https://www.infobae.com/america/ciencia-america/2026/01/26/un-telescopio-de-la-nasa-explorara-el-centro-de-la-via-lactea-para-revelar-misterios-de-su-origen-y-evolucion/

#telescopio #nasa #galaxia #espacio #vialactea #galaxy #space #telescope #milkyway

In diesem unwahrscheinlichen gottverdammten Fall fragt sich ein Jurist auf der Erde natürlich zuerst: "Was ist denn mit der Gema?"

siehe:

#Urheberrecht #Menschheit #Nasa #Weltraum #Forschung #Zukunft #Kontakt #Musik #Gema #Justiz #Jura #Problem #Bürokratie #Song #Aliens #Wissenschaft #Rechtswissenschaft #aua #omg #wtf #Voyager

The world is indeed becoming like a really bad bad dark comedy.

I suggest they take a shit from there to see how it lands on Earth. They are already shitting all over the planet anyway...

At the same time:

Yeah....not much can be said...

#nasa #space #spacex #billionairs #capitalism