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Search engines have this feature where if you start to type a question, it will attempt to predict your question based on what other people have asked.
This has some hilarious consequences.
Sometimes this feature gets gamed by large hordes of shitty people (read: 4chan) typing provocative questions into search engines.
Let’s take a look at some of the questions that real people and/or astroturfing trolls have asked Google about the furry fandom and its members.
Questions in This Page
- Do Furries Have Rights?
- Do Furries Say UwU?
- Do Furries Deserve Rights?
- Do Furries Talk?
- Do Furries Want to Be Animals?
- Do Furries Go to Comic Con?
- Do Furries Go to the Vet?
- Why Do Furries Matter?
- Why Do Furries Use Telegram?
- Why Do Furries Like Foxes?
- Why Do Furries Like Wolves?
- Why Do Furries Wear Fursuits?
- Why Do Furries Say OwO?
- How Do Furries Talk?
- How Do Furries Work?
- How Do Furries Feel About Cats?
- How Do Furries Make Money?
- How Do Furries Go to the Bathroom?
- Can I Hunt Furries?
- Are Furries Legal?
- Are Furries Into Animals?
- Are Furries a Gender?
- Are Furries a LGBTQIA+ Identity?
Answers to Questions People Asked Google About Furries
Note: This is just a subset of all the questions that showed up in Google’s autocomplete for various questions about furries. A lot of the questions are inappropriate or are framed so poorly that they’re not worth answering in the first place.
Do Furries Have Rights?
Yes. Specifically: The same rights as anyone else in the country they live in.
Do Furries Say UwU?
UwU
Do Furries Deserve Rights?
Yes.
I’m glad that matter’s settled, aren’t you?
Do Furries Talk?
If we didn’t, people wouldn’t be so desperate to shut us up, now would they?
But some fursuiters do choose to remain silent in fursuit.
Do Furries Want to Be Animals?
We already are animals: Humans are animals.
I mean, really, the only other options are vegetable, mineral, fungus, or microbe.
Do Furries Want to Be Non-Human Animals?
Much better question!
Generally, no.
The people who believe they are (spiritually or otherwise) a non-human animal are called otherkin or therian, not furries.
Do Furries Go to Comic Con?
Yes.
https://twitter.com/Zarafagiraffe/status/1161033643860455424
This really shouldn’t surprise anyone. Furries are nerds. Nerds go to cons.
Do Furries Go to the Vet?
No.
Not only do we not go to the vet, but we’ve historically done a poor job of vetting the people who rise in popularity in our community… which usually resulted in completely avoidable PR disasters that trolls happily abuse, to this day, to try to astroturf the general public into thinking we’re horribly depraved people.
See what I did there? :3
Why Do Furries Matter?
That’s a rather nihilistic question to ask, and it was the most popular “why?” question, to boot.
Why, indeed, do any of us matter?
In a societal sense, I would argue that furries matter because of all the reasons I outlined in this blog post.
Namely, the furry fandom saves lives, provides a support system for a lot of LGBTQIA+ people, and is home to some of the best humans you’ll ever meet (including many that are absolutely vital to modern telecommunications infrastructure, i.e. the Internet).
But at the end of the day, this is a deeply personal question and will ultimately boil down to individual opinion and thus is unanswerable.
Why Do Furries Use Telegram?
Counter-question: Have you ever heard of the network effect?
Telegram supported custom stickers before any other major communication medium, so they’ve been accumulating furries for many years before the other platforms caught up.
The main reasons furries choose Telegram today are:
- Their friends are already using it
- They can effectively reply to messages with custom stickers of their fursona, rather than just plaintext or emoji
That being said, many furries these days use Discord too. Main reasons: Gaming and streaming.
If you’d like to learn more about furries and Telegram, and furries using Telegram, and how to make Telegram bearable, check out A Furry’s Guide to Telegram.
Why Do Furries Like Foxes?
Oh contrare!
There really isn’t a good answer to this question.
The best approximation you’ll find is that: Foxes used to be an extremely popular choice in cartoon animal character design (Disney’s Robin Hood, Star Fox 64, Sajin Komamura from Bleach, etc.).
Also: Wolves are actually more popular than foxes by a significant margin.
Why Do Furries Like Wolves?
Have you ever read a Jack London novel?
Enough said.
Why Do Furries Wear Fursuits?
Answers to this question will vary depending on who you ask. Some common responses:
- Because it’s fun to physically present to other people as a character you personally identify with.
- Because it brings genuine joy to other people.
- Because it helps the fursuiter cope with social anxiety and shyness.
- Because some people think they look cool.
- Because they’re literally a piece of art you can (and are encouraged to) wear to parties.
- Because it’s a hobby and looking further into it is either misleading or reductive.
But most furries (roughly 75%) don’t own a fursuit. (They ain’t cheap!)
Why Do Furries Say OwO?
It’s an emoticon! OwO is like a sideways :3 face, but with surprised eyes. It comes from copypasta started by a shitpost mocking the typical behavior and communication style of furry roleplayers.
How Do Furries Talk?
Rather well, thank you.
Oh wait, you wanted to know about the anatomy that enables speech? Ask a biologist with a passing interest in science fiction and/or werewolves.
How Do Furries Work?
The same way most of us work these days:
https://twitter.com/UberGeekGirl/status/1237492868693938176
How Do Furries Feel About Cats?
Severely allergic. But that’s just me.
Feline fursonas (cats of all sizes) are almost as common as canid fursonas (wolves, foxes, etc.).
If you’re expecting to see us fight like cats and dogs, you’re in for some disappointment.
How Do Furries Make Money?
A lot of us work in tech!
But not all furries work in tech. You can find us in pretty much every vocation and profession imaginable.
Some furries work full-time as artists and content creators for the rest of the community. All of the art you’re seeing on this page of my fursona was the result of other artists’ work.
How Do Furries Go to the Bathroom?
Generally, fursuiters have to undress before they can do their business, then redress after.
Non-fursuiters? Same as anyone else.
Can I Hunt Furries?
No, that’s stupid.
Furries are humans (and humans are animals).
Wanting to hunt furries is completely sociopathic and immoral.
You’re effectively asking if it’s okay to commit murder against a predominantly LGBTQIA+ community.
But Since Furries Want to Be Animals, We Should Be Allowed to Hunt Them!
No, of course not. Not unless we can hunt you too, anyway!
No, but seriously, if you feel like you should be allowed to “hunt” other people, there is something deeply wrong with you and you should seek therapy before you hurt an innocent person.
Are Furries Legal?
Yes. Why wouldn’t we be?
There may be a lot of nuances to this question. (Are fursuits legal in $venue? That will depend on mask laws, etc.)
I am not a lawyer. Ask Boozy instead.
Are Furries Into Animals?
No. Furries are not “into” real animals, especially if you use that term idiomatically to refer to sexual attraction.
A lot of people assume otherwise, including some depraved people who are “into” animals and think the furry community will support their proclivities.
But the simple answer is: Sick people like that don’t belong in furry.
Are Furries a Gender?
Categorically no, but if someone wants to use a fursona to express their gender, more power to them.
Gender and fandom interests are orthogonal.
Are Furries an LGBTQIA+ Identity?
No, but most of us happen to be some other LGBTQIA+ identity, so a lot of hateful people like to target furries as a dog-whistle for their actual bigotry.
Those are all the appropriate and interesting questions I could find through Google’s search prediction feature. If I missed any that are worth including, let me know on Twitter or Telegram.
#furries #furry #FurryFandom #Google #predictiveSearch #questions #searchEngine
My recent post about the alleged source code leaks affecting Team Fortress 2 and Counter-Strike: Global Offensive made the rounds on Twitter and made someone very mad, so I got hate DMs.No more Angry Whoppers for you, mister!
…Look, I only said I got hate DMs, not that I got interesting or particularly effective hate DMs! Weak troll is weak, I know.A lot of people online claim they “hate furries”, but almost none of them quite understand how prolific our community is, let alone how important we are to the Internet. As Stormi the Folf puts it…
I guarantee you the internet would collapse in a most horrific manner if all the furries in the world got Thano's snapped.They *run* the internet in more ways than most people realize
— 🦊Stormi the Folf🐺 🔜FWA (@StormiFolf) April 23, 2020
Stormi is the Potato of Knowledge and Floof
What Stormi’s alluding to is true, and that’s a tale best told by an outsider to our community.Telecommunications as a whole, which also encompasses The Internet, is in a constant state of failure and just in time fixes and functionally all modern communication would collapse if about 50 people, most of which are furries, decided to turn their pager off for a day. https://t.co/k1UqOv5kpd— Ẑ͚͔͍̻̤̟ä̶̼̗̟͔́̿̾̓n̬͙̫̿͑͊̈̚d̡̰̭̞͖̟̖̟ͬ̚ê̺͖̂ͩ̀̉ͣrͪ̓ (@mmsword) November 28, 2019
Their follow-up tweet that elaborates on furry involvement is here.
So I’d like take the time to explain why nobody should ever underestimate the ingenuity or positivity of the furry community.The Furry Fandom Has Saved Lives
https://www.youtube.com/embed/3h9sO17CV9A?feature=oembed
This is just one of many anecdotes. You can find many more here.
Although the furry fandom is widely misunderstood, it’s difficult to overstate how many lives have been saved and enriched by our community.I wanted to share this touching moment. @Reo_Grayfox was telling me his story, and said those lines while staring straight into his fursuit's eyes. Hearing personal stories like this makes you appreciate the vastly diverse reasons why the furry fandom is essential to so many. pic.twitter.com/fD09Wmv6mf— Joaquín Baldwin (@joabaldwin) January 22, 2018
Furries Provide Much-Needed Comfort to Others
In 2016, refugees from the civil war in Syria ended up in a hotel in Canada. This would have been an utterly remarkable fact if it wasn’t the same hotel and weekend as the local furry convention, Vancoufur.The kids loved it.
This isn’t an isolated incident either. Our community is well-known for kindness and generosity in spades.https://charcoalthings.tumblr.com/post/132996328881/i-will-defend-furries-to-my-grave
https://wakor.tumblr.com/post/126072529744/ok-you-know-what
What’s there to hate?
The Furry Fandom is Collectively Pretty Bad-Ass
No, not like that.The fandom is bad-ass in as many ways as the fandom is incredibly diverse.
Image source and backstory of this meme: Dogpatch Press
90s furries built the Internet pic.twitter.com/Gicxme2HkT— SwiftOnSecurity (@SwiftOnSecurity) April 30, 2019
SwiftOnSecurity knows the truth about more than just corn.So one of my friends said furries pretty much run the US nuclear response communication networks. Just in case you're worried about Trump.— SwiftOnSecurity (@SwiftOnSecurity) November 12, 2016
Seriously.Some of the Most Talented People You’ll Ever Meet Are Furries
eSports Champions:https://www.youtube.com/embed/TWhrECl6zOY?feature=oembed
Musicians:
https://open.spotify.com/embed/album/4NlXsjKmcWegIfQEI0JzHK?utm_source=oembed
Artists and costume makers: I could literally link to hundreds of artists here. Follow me on Twitter; I retweet a lot of cute stuff.
Pretty much everything you could aspire to be that isn’t also terrible, if you look hard enough, you’ll find furries in the leaderboards having a fun time with it all.
The only reason to hate furries is thinly-veiled homophobia, because only about 25% of furries are heterosexual.
Why So Curious?
If I’ve made you curious about our community, and now you want to learn more about us, I’ve got you.https://www.youtube.com/embed/K2XeOxWW2oY?feature=oembed
Psychology Today: What’s the Deal with Furries?
Furry Fandom Documentary When?
https://www.youtube.com/embed/cF9DQQsUcs0?feature=oembedAsh Coyote is releasing a documentary about our subculture soon, titled The Fandom. You can find out more about it on her YouTube channel.
https://soatok.blog/2020/04/23/never-underestimate-the-furry-fandom/
#furries #furry #FurryFandom #hateMail #positivity #Society
