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Arthur C. Clarke: "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."

Me: "Therefore, any sufficiently complicated technical problem is indistinguishable from a curse."

#infosec #sysadmin #bofh

And those of us able to fix these indistinguishable problems are wizards. I guess magic is still alive and well.
@MrGrumpyMonkey @FlohEinstein It's funny to me every time a fantasy author tries to rationalize magic, as there wouldn't be any wizard in such a world, but "ether engineers", "flux technicians" and "mana managers".

our technology is absolutely magic.

Think of computers and processors, we literally etch patterns into rocks and metals and then make it think by inducing it with lightning.

Explaining that shit 300 years ago would have gotten you burned at the stake.

@Robert Petersen @FlohEinstein Thinking? Hardly, unless you have a very limited definition of thought. Donโ€™t get me wrong, it still is magic to me, but computers donโ€™t โ€œthinkโ€ in any meaningful way.
@hypolite @Sonikku Maybe they cannot think but I'm almost convinced they are capable of malice.
@hypolite @Sonikku I try not to think of computers as "beings" but when you have certain errors that seem untraceable, intractable, inattributable it becomes really difficult. Then, the computer's behaviour seems like an active act against me personally. Especially if the dammed thing works as intended when somebody else uses it.
Maybe I have picked up the advisor negation field https://phdcomics.com/comics/archive.php?comicid=821
Maybe it is an active malicious act.
Maybe it's just bad memory chips.
@Joe W I must admit I've never used a computer at that level. All the errors that I've encountered in my software engineering jobs were either my doing or actual hardware failures.
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