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Hahaha! "No moon." Good one.

The Imperial Army was mostly peaceful. Then, terrorists, using banned fully semi-automatic light sabres and an unregistered vehicle, illegally modified to make the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs, attacked the Weather Modification Star. This was a great attack on our Democracy!

Signed -- Imperial Democratic Army. 🤡 🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️