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This disgruntled police officer unintentionally laid down exactly what would #DefundThePolice look like. A drastic reduction in mission scope down to the strictly necessary violence. Any other calls they mention could be handled by unarmed civil servants.
Firefighter: I'm not responding to any calls for emergencies unless it's a fire and even then, I want proof that things are actually on fire, real fire, not back yard BBQs or small blazes. Thing have got to be going to hell first, and then I want military grade backup, cause I'm not risking my life doing non-actual-big-fire stuff, especially if I don't get to occasionally beat the shit out of people.