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#JohnMastodon

I think John Mastodon needs a middle name...

  • John Quincy Mastodon (46%, 39 votes)
  • John Xavier Mastodon (13%, 11 votes)
  • John Jay Mastodon (29%, 25 votes)
  • John Spiderman Mastodon (10%, 9 votes)
84 voters. Poll end: 1 year ago

#johnmastodon

And then there is the story of when #JohnMastodon took to the stage, juggling bananas like the pro he was. It was unlike him to show off but what could he do? He had his audience, even if a flock of birds fluttered in annoyance at his increasing popularity.
John Mastodon-- banana juggler
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“From Musk till #JohnMastodon” is a great movie, if you like horror/comedy films
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It’s always darkest just before the #JohnMastodon
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The "as far as we know" is what really makes this #JohnMastodon
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Any study of #JohnMastodon must include parallel study of Mark, Matthew, and Luke Mastodon.
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