what do you call #meta's #instagram that tries to be mastodon?

#threads? well, yes, but! it should have been… #metadon:

«[Instagram] withdrawal management using methadone can be accomplished in less than a month, or it may be done gradually over a longer period of time, or simply maintained for the rest of the patient’s life».

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Methadone