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If you called it a tortoise, wouldn't that be because it taught us?

Apologies to Lewis Carroll.

"You look down and you see a tortoise, Leon. It's crawling towards you."
"A tortoise? What's that?"
"You know what a turtle is? Same thing."
"I've never seen a turtle but I understand what you mean."
"You look down and you see a tortoise, Leon. It's crawling towards you."
"A tortoise? What's that?"
"You know what a Mitch McConnell is? Same thing."
"I've never seen a Mitch McConnell but I understand what you mean."