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Dad left a cup of old coffee on a fucking door frame and it fell on me. My dad just fucking pranked me. Wtf.
If your dad is a prankster, maybe he’ll buy you a box of #Depends for your 30th birthday.

I missed the chance to do that because all three boys had moved too far away before they reached thirty.
my dad did the ultimate prank of saying he'll buy a gallon of #milk on my birthday and didn't come back
#milk
my mom #pranked me by drinking while pregnant.