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we need to excummunicate @Sterence he suggested to flush cum down the toilet like some sort of heretic. atone for your sins now or face the cumsequence
>not giving your cum a burial in a special sperm graveyard
>Not giving your cum a burial in the womb of your soulmate
close partners are very good at keeping cum safe I've heard
Best place to store your #cum coin
#cum
that shit dies in a fridge, why do you think your balls invert when it's cold
lmao this dudes ball muscles aren't strong enough to keep them outside
my balls are always inside they're called ovaries
really? i've been kicked in them and my legs never buckled
you've been kicked in your pussy not in your balls. your balls are behind delicious thighs, ass, and a healthy uterus. male balls are behind a thin flap of skin
dude i know where my ovaries are, i used to get gnarly cramps. they aren't behind your pussy and your uterus.
or my thighs and ass??? they're behind a thicker integument though ya
and fat and muscles
yes my tummy is my codpiece