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“Masty”, we called him. When I told him “John, we’re cut off from rescue and you’re not gonna make it” he said “You think there’s just one of me?”
"I dreamed I saw John Mastodon
Online as you and me
But John, I said, that handle's dead
#JoinMastodon said he

From San Diego up to Maine
In every rumor mill
Where online folk unleash their takes
John Mastodon posts still"