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#Humor #puns

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Simon Ashcroft
Simon Ashcroft  
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Has that owl caught a monkfish?
Brian Fitzgerald
Brian Fitzgerald  
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It caught three monks, but it had really good bait.
Katherine Bond
Katherine Bond  
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They may have been looking for their sole purpose.
Simon Ashcroft
Simon Ashcroft  
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As long as they know their plaice.
Brian Fitzgerald
Brian Fitzgerald  
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Are they just doing this for the halibut?
Simon Ashcroft
Simon Ashcroft  
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I hope to cod, no. It's all pollocks, if you ask me...
Katherine Bond
Katherine Bond  
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Holy carp! I’m bubbling over with laughter…
Shonie Hutter
Shonie Hutter  
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Speechless !! Wordless and Clueless
Brian Fitzgerald
Brian Fitzgerald  
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Methinks those may be the names of the three monks.
Simon Ashcroft
Simon Ashcroft  
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Perhaps they are the wrong type of monks to be eating fish. They might need to be friars.
Brian Fitzgerald
Brian Fitzgerald  
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Ahhh, those must be chip monks then...
Simon Ashcroft
Simon Ashcroft  
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That may well be their habit.
Brian Fitzgerald
Brian Fitzgerald  
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I'm a Monkey Man.

Well, I hope we're not too messianic
Or a trifle too satanic
We love to play the blues

The Rolling Stones - Monkey Man (Official Lyric Video)

Let It Bleed (50th Anniversary Edition) is out now:https://abkco.lnk.to/LetItBleed"Monkey Man" by The Rolling StonesComposers: Mick Jagger and Keith Richards...
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Katherine Bond
Katherine Bond  
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Yes, your theme song.

Like the cake too.

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