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In the twilight of a time
There emerges a need for man to comprehend his own bitter fate
Finally resigned to the inevitable beyond, he searches the ages, desperate for stories of assurance, redemption and hope
Such tales fill page upon page with enough ink to flood a thousand valleys, and drown the tallest tree
But there is one tale that has as yet been untold
The story of... #JohnMastodon