Have you bought your new Palantir Smart Watch yet?

The #Palantir Smart Watch is the only watch with an always on broadband connection, 40MP camera for sharing unlimited videos and pictures with the Palantir Cloud and now with Palantir AI that you can ask any questions, like: Are my neighbors Straight White Christians that pray every morning like me? How do I report my neighbors to ICE? Does the built in 10,000 volt electroshock really work if I masturbate or have sex that is not in the missionary position for procreation purposes only?