Ah - inspiration soaked in #bananagarum, @Brian Fitzgerald

Some people are distressed after consuming dairy products, legumes, or tubers with inulin, while others cannot readily digest #bananagarum.
I may try to compose lyrics for “Little Farting Boy” that would be set to the tune of “Little Drummer Boy”.
He had consumed too much #bananagarum… 🎶

Why do fart jokes smell so funny?

must be something in the air....

I’m looking forward to your “Little Farting Boy” @Brian Fitzgerald

He filled the air with gas, rum pum pa pum-pum...
It went right through his pants, rum pum pa pum-pum...
He did a happy-dance, rum pum pa pum-pum...
...and with a sidelong glance, rum-pum pa pum-pum... rum-pum pa pum-pum... rum-pum pa pum-pum...