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How do #fantasy wizards know that the one-time use unique magical object they invented is going to do what they expect it to do?

This gives a cute #writing prompt: protagonist chases a fabled doomsday magical item to counter evil that ends up fizzling out and makes them rely on the friendships they made while on the quest trail.
are you familiar with Harry Dresden?
@>sfb< SigmundFreud'sBartender I learned the existence of the Dresden Files series after I stopped reading regularly, so I never took the time to start any book.
They cast a quality assurance spell on it. Duh.
@Brian Ó 🐟 Sounds like a cop out to me! How would they know the quality assurance spell would work in this specific object case since it has never been done before?
Sounds like a cop out to me!
Congratulations. You just succinctly described magic!
@Brian Ó 🐟 Ha ha ha, fair point, although the Dresden Files are trying to rehabilitate magic as a natural physical phenomenon with bound rules.
That sounds remarkably un-magical to me. I propose the proper name for such a thing would be "physics".
@Brian Ó 🐟 Yeah, like I said earlier I never took the time to look into it but it sounds like it can either be awesome or utterly terrible.
the Dresden Files are trying to rehabilitate magic as a natural physical phenomenon with bound rules.
still one common plot twist are unintended results -- there are audiobooks
@>sfb< SigmundFreud'sBartender Thanks, I can't do audiobooks, I can barely do podcasts, only when I drive or when I can use my phone in crowded public transportation. Otherwise if I do anything else I don't pay attention to the words said.
Easy, once the item has been created, they can use a known spell such as "Identify" to insure proper function.
@konogan How does the "Identify" spell knows to identify something that was invented? How does the creator of the Identify spell ensured forward compatibility? How does the "Identify" spell output the magical item function even if it correctly identifies it?

It seems to require the existence of an authoritative human-readable Rule Book somewhere.
It seems to require the existence of an authoritative human-readable Rule Book somewhere.
Yes, that, but I also got an alternative in-universe explanation; "Identify" is a divine spell, the source of the spell's power is an higher entity which would easily be able to decipher a mere mortal's spell.
@konogan If we assume priests can understand divine commands and translate into human language, and it seems important in most fantasy universes, it's a pretty elegant explanation.
It seems to require the existence of an authoritative human-readable Rule Book somewhere.
wizards are lazy with documentation