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YES! LOL! ALESTORM just released their animated music video for "Shit Boat (No Fans)"

#metal #alestorm

CW Warning: animated Pirate Booty (as in Nudity (as in butts))

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZglX4P-tpcA
The hell did I just watch?

Do you want a song about disparaging the quality of your opponents' vessel? With bags of dicks, an animated transformation sequence, sing-along-song, and threatening to defecate on lawns?

Alestorm's got you covered.

This band's name similarity with Halestorm will never not confuse me.
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