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Fellas, I'm considering quitting both tea and soda.

I'll only allow myself #water and #seltzer.

Just thinking about it sounds nearly impossible...

#waterdrinkers #seltz
Counter-point: this will deplete the supply of drink water faster, as we all know soda is made out of toxic sludge.
Drinking only water will destroy capitalism as we know it...

Thanks! I'll only drink non-diet Coca Cola or Pepsi from now on.