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Wow -- it's really happening! They're making #JohnMastodon!

I'm so excited for this, I can't even begin to tell you.

#JohnMastodonTheMovie #film
A movie poster for a film called "John Mastodon" with the tagline "Someone's Getting Trampled Tonight'. The poster image shows a hulking elephant wearing a trenchcoat in a gloomy interior. Underneath the title and tagline is a list of actors and other entities involved in the film. Text at the top of the image reads 'Starring John Mastodon as himself' and text at the bottom says 'Based on a true story'.
#film #johnmastodon #johnmastodonthemovie
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