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There're two kinds of people: those who like green / green-yellow bananas, and those who say they like them yellow-brown (but I can't seriously believe them) #🍌
It's a fine line to thread, but yellow-just brown is my sweet spot.
OK, there may be two explanations: you're an alien, or you're French πŸ‘ΎπŸ₯–
Both are true at the same time in the eyes of the United States Citizenship and Immigration Services.
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