(Loosely to Bridge Over Troubled Water)

When I'm down and out
When I'm on my own
When the dawn breaks so hard
Bread will comfort you
Don't touch
I'll cut your hand
And pain is all around
I'm a cat clinging to a bread loaf
You can't pet me now
I'm a cat clinging to a bread loaf
You can't pet me now

• Paul Simeown

HAHA! applause